- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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- other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
- me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
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- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
JAKE AND HANNAHH <33 AHHHH
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